He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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