Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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