It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
i now understand why vodka
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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