Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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