oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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