no, he came in my armpit
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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