Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
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i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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