You made me cry and you don't even care
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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