i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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