This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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