I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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