I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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