i think my mom watched the whole time
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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