i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
