Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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