I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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