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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
she told me i tasted like america
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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