talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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