between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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Vodka?
Forever.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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