i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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