you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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