I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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