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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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