just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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