Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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