i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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