elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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