Pappa wants mamma naked
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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