What a fucking waste of an outfit
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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