i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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