we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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