The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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