ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wish you could order shots online.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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