It's just like the Real World with babies
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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