Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i now understand why vodka
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
