can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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