i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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