I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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