the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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