you win again, gameday.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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