I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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