We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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