Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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