It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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