You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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