I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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