I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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