dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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