question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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