I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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