Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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