Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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