Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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