think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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Who says no to sex and donuts?!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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